You've really been living under a rock if you haven't heard: This hot-girl summer belongs to Barbie.  For nearly 65 years, the plane...

So, it turns out this here blog turned EIGHT last month, and I didn't post about it. Sure, I thought about it.  But that doesn...

We all have 80 bazillion Black Friday emails clogging up our inboxes. It's now an official holiday, so named for the day companies go ...

It's been a while, huh?  Happy 2015! Sorry I haven't blogged in ages.  I've been busy practicing urban bee-keeping. Who am...

For some people, Thanksgiving just isn't Thanksgiving without that gloopy green bean casserole (it's kinda a vegetable).  For others...

I hate being pampered. There, I said it. I know.  People looove that stuff.  Probably you do, too!  YOU are normal.  But I just say ...

There’s an 87% chance my DVR will explode tonight. Good thing the sheer size of my cable package entitled me to a free upgrade for the sup...

Wait.  Was there a game on last night?!?  Well, somebody better call Ripley, because I cannot believe this shit. 111.3MM viewers tuned t...

I’m not saying it was hot today or anything, but I think a pigeon spontaneously combusted outside my window. I saw a ton of pics on Face...

As I was saying before I was distracted by public urination , when I was in Florida I watched a good amount of late night infomercials. It s...

So I was watching The Bachelorette the other night. (Don't judge, its been a rough summer.) I'm enjoying the fact that sweaty, aw...

As you know, I just cleared out my DVR. When I’m watching TV, like most people, I zip right through the commercials. (Even though I kinda l...

Have you ever been inspired by a car commercial? I was watching TV last nite ( surprise, surprise ), and I got stopped in my tracks by the...

Big Mouth Billy Bass is like the Pied Piper of Lent . Somehow, I’ve gone 35 years without ever eating McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish . But this com...

Did I ever tell you about the time I bought a ham at 2am? I saw it on TV, late one night, a few weeks before Easter. It was the most delicio...