Rain, rain go away. I’m one soggy little muffin.
You wouldn’t leave home without your pants, right? Well, these days the same holds true for the old umbrella (ella, ella). It can rain at any moment! You need to be prepared!
Ever since NYC relocated to Seattle, everybody’s talking about this gloomy weather.
She said: “I want to punch this weather in the face.”
I’m SICK of the rain too. And don’t even get me STARTED on the havoc it’s wreaking on my hair. I may just skip showering entirely and shampoo on the streets. Would be more efficient.
Here’s the Top 10 things I’d rather see in the sky, instead of storm clouds:
2. Purple unicorns
3. Spencer Pratt’s flesh-colored beard
4. A disco ball
5. A million bats
7. The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
8. Killer bees
10. Um… the sun
Feel free to hurl insults at this never-ending low pressure system in the comments below…