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10/29/2023

Goodbye, Friend

I can't wrap my head around Matthew Perry's sudden death yesterday so I thought I'd come here and blog it out.  

It may sound crazy, but I feel genuinely sad over his passing, almost like I lost an actual friend. And maybe I did? 

Maybe we all did.

Friends began at pivotal point in my life, at the beginning of my senior year in college. Every Thursday night, my 7 roommates and I would order Chinese food and a keg of Bud Light, hang out in our CT beach house off campus and start the weekend a little early watching our older, cooler "friends" who lived an hour's train ride away in NYC.

I just turned 21 when the show began in September 1994 and I was 30 in May 2004 when they aired the last episode. As the Friends navigated their way through adult life, lessons and loves, so did I.

Friends became my happy place.

And in the past three decades, it is a place I've visited, and revisited, and re-re-visited often, especially during hard times when I really needed a smile. 

I love every character. I know every episode by heart. I laugh at every joke. I can recite every line. Watching this show is like wrapping myself up in the coziest blanket with the sweetest smell of home.

Could there BE a more perfect theme song? I'll be there for you.

Learning in recent years how much Matthew was suffering with drug and alcohol addition while Chandler was bringing millions of people -- like me -- so much joy makes me super sad too. But it doesn't change how I feel about the show. Watching those seasons, knowing what I know now, I'm even more impressed with his talent as an actor and his timing as a comedian during those dark days.

He seemed earnest in trying to get his life back on track, but maybe his body just couldn't take it. Couldn't recover anymore. My heart breaks for his friends, Jennifer, Courtney, Lisa, Matt and David. Mourning one of their own at age 54 feels so wrong.

It wasn't supposed to end like this.

RIP Chanandeler Bong. I'll miss you. Thanks for the laughs, Matty, may you rest in peace.

7/21/2023

I'm a Barbie Girl

You've really been living under a rock if you haven't heard: This hot-girl summer belongs to Barbie. 

For nearly 65 years, the planet has been obsessed with a blond-haired, blue-eyed, 12-inch-tall hunk of plastic. 

Her name? Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Love her or loathe her, Mattel and Warner Bros have put on a Master Class in marketing for the movie, with a dizzying 100+ brand partnerships in place before one fuchsia frame ever hit the big screen.

It is literally impossible to avoid catching Barbie Fever. 

From Progressive insuring her Dream House and AirBnB renting the real thing, to Gap selling matching Barbie clothes for you and your doll and Google exploding in fireworks for Barbie searches, the whole world's gone positively pink.

And I'm hooked!

The best marketing is rooted in emotion -- who among us couldn't use a hearty dose of nostalgia? A taste of a sweeter and simpler time. She's like a tiny toy time machine, transporting us to a cotton candy world swirling with happiness and fun. 

It's the ultimate escape. 

After all, Barbie Pink isn't just a color. It's a feeling. Like Tiffany Blue.

Why is life in plastic so fantastic? Well, maybe in an increasingly gender-neutral society, the Barbiecore trend gives everyone permission to unapologetically embrace all things girly.

And me? I LOVED her. 

Still do. Check out all this stuff I'm getting for my birthday -- I'm 50, not 5 -- yet the highlight is the original 1977 Barbie that started it all when I was just 4 years old.  Even at that young age, I knew Babs was special.  

This wasn't a babydoll to feed and diaper. This was a grownup! So I dressed her in sequins and feathers because MY girl was going samba over to Studio54.

Over the years, Barbie's caught a lot of flack for creating unattainable beauty standards. And sure, with anatomically impossible measurements of 39-21-33, her original rib cage couldn't fit all her organs. 

But who needs a pancreas anyway? 

Here's one thing I do know: Barbie is meant to be FUN! Remember fun?

Barbie can be ANYTHING. A pinup girl and an astronaut. A cowgirl and a scuba diver. An aerobics instructor and a train conductor. A rock star and a vet. 

Isn't that the point of make-believe?

To me, that's still pretty inspiring.  

So, I'll be the girl in the pink Corvette, driving off into the sunset. I hear Ken's waiting back in Malibu at the mansion with a couple of frozen margs...

3/10/2023

Celebs Turning 50

What do the Google co-founders, a vampire romance novelist, an intern with an infamous blue dress, a teen supercouple from 90210, a supermodel who coined the word "smize" and ME all have in common?

We were all born in 1973!

In my quest to embrace a new decade, I've decided to round up the celebrity cool cats who are in the same boat as me. In this case, Larry Page & Sergey Brin, Stephenie Meyer, Monica Lewinsky, Tori Spelling & Brian Austin Green and Tyra Banks -- and about 100 others.

Is that a spoonful of sugar to help this medicine go down? Yes.  

Is it working? No, no, not really. 

But I'll give it a try! So, here's a partial list of the legends, luminaries, top bananas, MVPs and wannabes who turn 50 this year...

Actresses

  • January 31: Portia de Rossi, Ally McBeal
  • February 15: Alex Borstein, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
  • April 2: Roselyn Sanchez, Devious Maids
  • April 8: Emma Caulfield, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • April 11: Jennifer Esposito, Mistresses
  • May 16: Tori Spelling, Beverly Hills 90210
  • May 17: Sasha Alexander, Dawson's Creek
  • June 21: Juliette Lewis, Cape Fear
  • July 21: Ali Landry, Doritos Commercials
  • July 23: Kathryn Hahn, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
  • July 26: Kate Beckinsale, Serendipity
  • August 6: Vera Farmiga, Bates Motel
  • August 22: Kristen Wiig, Bridesmaids
  • September 7: Shannon Elizabeth, American Pie
  • September 25: Bridget Wilson Sampras, Billy Madison
  • October 3: Neve Campbell, Party of Five (& Scream)
  • October 3: Keiko Agena, Gilmore Girls
  • November 2: Marisol Nichols, Riverdale
  • November 7: Yunjin Kim, Lost
  • December 3: Holly Marie Combs

Actors

  • February 25: Anson Mount, Crossroads
  • March 24: Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
  • March 26: TR Knight, Gray's Anatomy
  • April 3: Adam Scott, Parks & Rec (& Party Down)
  • April 14: Adrien Brody, The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • April 28: Jorge Garcia, Lost
  • May 27: Jack McBrayer, 30 Rock
  • June 1: Adam Garcia, Coyote Ugly
  • June 15: Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother
  • June 16: Eddie Cibrian, Sunset Beach
  • July 3: Patrick Wilson, Hard Candy
  • July 15: Brian Austin Green, Beverly Hills 90210
  • July 23: Omar Epps, Love & Basketball
  • July 29: Stephen Dorff, Deuces Wild
  • Sept 18: James Marsden, 27 Dresses (& Enchanted)
  • November 26: Peter Facinelli, Twilight

Child Stars

  • May 5: Tina Yothers, Family Ties
  • August 1: Tempest Bledsoe, The Cosby Show
  • October 9: Steve Burns, Blues Clues
  • October 10: Mario Lopez, Saved by the Bell

Soap Stars

  • February 7: Victor Webster, Days of Our Lives
  • February 9: Colin Egglesfield, All My Children
  • March 17: Amelia Heinle, Young & the Restless
  • June 15: Greg Vaughan, General Hospital
  • June 26: Rebecca Budig, All My Children

Reality Stars

  • January 2: Will Kirby, Big Brother
  • January 3: Jenni Pulos, Flipping Out
  • January 23: Julie Oliver, The Real World NY
  • June 22: Carson Daly, TRL & The Voice Host
  • July 17: Tony Dovolani, Dancing with the Stars
  • August 5: Reza Farahan, Shahs of Sunset
  • August 17: David Bromstad, My Lottery Dream Home
  • October 1: Alex McCord, Real Housewives of NY
  • October 4: Jen Shah, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
  • October 26: Phaedra Parks, Real Housewives of Atlanta
  • November 9: Nick Lachey, Love Is Blind Host
  • November 12: Ethan Zohn, Survivor
  • November 27: Samantha Harris, Dancing with the Stars Host

Broadway Stars

  • February 2: Marissa Jaret Winokur, Hairspray
  • November 19: Savion Glover, Bring in da Noise

Musicians

  • March 30: DJ AM
  • April 5: Pharrell Williams
  • May 23: Maxwell
  • June 10: Faith Evans
  • June 26: Gretchen Wilson
  • August 8: Scott Stapp, Creed
  • August 22: Howie D, Backstreet Boys
  • December 11: Mos Def

Magicians

  • April 4: David Blaine

Supermodels

  • March 12: Eva Herzigova
  • May 25: Molly Simms
  • June 1: Heidi Klum
  • December 4: Tyra Banks
  • December 5: Shalom Harlow

Comedians

  • February 20: Andrea Savage
  • June 30: Sebastian Maniscalco
  • August 24: Dave Chapelle
  • October 26: Seth MacFarlane
  • December 28: Seth Myers

Athletes

  • February 4: Oscar de la Hoya, Boxer
  • February 28: Eric Lindros, NHL
  • March 23: Jason Kidd, NBA
  • July 23: Nomar Garciaparra, MLB
  • October 6: Rebecca Lobo, WNBA
  • November 5: Johnny Damon, MLB
  • December 2: Monica Seles, Tennis
  • December 7: Terrell Owens, NFL

Authors

  • October 9: Simon Sinek, Start with Why
  • December 24: Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

Newscasters

  • February 6: Amy Robach, GMA
  • April 1: Rachel Maddow, MSNBC
  • August 30: Lisa Ling, CNN
  • November 8: David Muir, World News Tonight

Newsmakers

  • January 22: Larry Birkhead, Mr. Anna Nicole Smith
  • July 23: Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton Intern
  • September 5: Rose McGowan, Harvey Weinstein Whistleblower
  • September 12: Tarana Burke, #MeToo Movement

Politicians

  • March 20: Ronna McDaniel, RNC Chair
  • July 16: Tim Ryan, OH Congress
  • August 3: Chris Murphy, CT Congress
  • October 1: Devin Nunes, CA Congress
  • December 9: Stacey Abrams, GA Congress

Entrepreneurs

  • February 10: Charlotte Tilbury, Cosmetics Founder
  • March 26: Larry Page, Google Co-Founder
  • July 28: Anne Wojcicki, 23 & Me Founder
  • August 21: Sergey Brin, Google Co-Founder


So, I've got about 5 months left before I join this club. 

That's enough time to win an Oscar, Emmy, Tony & Grammy, play pro ball, publish a novel, learn magic, run for Congress, become a child actor AND a Real Housewife and invent something as great as Google, right?

Sure. But first, I'll take a nap and dream of a time when I was half as old and twice as cute!

See ya later...zzzzz.

1/03/2023

Made in 73

Welp, it's finally here.  

The year I turn ffff..., fiiiii..., fiffffff...

Ugh just I can't say it.  

So I'll say this instead: The year I turn 25x2.

I've actually got 8 more months to come to terms with this cold, hard fact. To embrace it, even!

(Hold my hair: BARF.)

Suffice it to say, I've got a long way to go.

My journey to jumpstart this golden jubilee starts with a look back.  An appreciation post, if you will. Turns out, some pretty cool stuff happened in 1973! 

So, let's disco down to the time machine and check 'em out...


Cost of Living:

  • The year I was born, the average family income was $12,900 and the minimum wage was $1.60 per hour
  • A new house cost around $32,500 and the average monthly rent was $175
  • Average college tuition at a public four-year school was $358 and $1,561 at a private school
  • A gallon of gas averaged 39 cents
  • A first-class stamp cost 8 cents
  • In the grocery store, eggs were 69 cents a dozen, Oreos were 59 cents per package, peanut butter was 99 cents per jar and two rolls of toilet paper cost 14 cents


    In the News:

    • The US population was 211,908,788
    • Nixon started his second term and the Watergate scandal dominated the front pages
    • The landmark Roe v. Wade case on abortion rights was decided
    • Paris Peace Accords were signed, effectively ending the Vietnam War
    • The twin towers of the World Trade Center opened in NYC, becoming the tallest buildings in the world
    • Skylab launched to become the world’s first successful space station
    • The Endangered Species Act was passed
    • For the first time in U.S. history, women were allowed to serve on juries in all 50 states
    • A 6-day hostage drama inside a Swedish bank began the psychological phenomenon known as "Stockholm Syndrome"


    Top Entertainment:

    • The Godfather won Best Picture at the Academy Awards and Marlon Brando declined the award for Best Actor 
    • Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut and Jonathan Livingston Seagull by Richard Bach were bestselling books
    • The Exorcist, American Graffiti & Charlotte's Web all opened in movie theaters
    • All in the Family, The Waltons, Sanford and Son, M*A*S*H, Hawaii Five-O, Maude, Kojak, The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour and The Mary Tyler Moore Show were the most popular shows on TV
    • The Young & The Restless premiered as a new daytime soap opera
    • Schoolhouse Rock! was born during Saturday morning cartoons
    • Bette Midler won a Grammy for Best New Artist and Roberta Flack’s Killing Me Softly with His Song  swept Best Pop Female Vocal, Record of the Year, and Song of the Year
    • Crocodile Rock by Elton John, You're So Vain by Carly Simon, You Are the Sunshine of My Life by Stevie Wonder, Bad, Bad Leroy Brown by Jim Croce and We're An American Band by Grand Funk Railroad topped the music charts
    • Hip hop was born at a birthday party in the Bronx


    Top Sports:

    • George Steinbrenner bought the New York Yankees
    • The Dolphins beat the Redskins in Super Bowl VII, and are still the only team in NFL history to achieve a perfect season
    • The cost of a Super Bowl ad was $88,000
    • The NY Knicks won the NBA championships
    • The Oakland As won the World Series
    • Montreal Canadiens won the Stanley Cup
    • Secretariat won the Triple Crown
    • Jack Nicklaus won the PGA championship
    • Billie Jean King & Bobby Riggs played tennis in the famous Battle of The Sexes (she won)


    New Inventions:

    • Garlic knots were were first baked in the ovens of Ozone Park, Queens
    • Stove Top Stuffing first appeared on grocery store shelves
    • Carl Sontheimer created the Cuisinart
    • Betty Morris of Brookfield, Wisconsin whipped up Shrinky Dinks
    • The first mobile phone call was made by Motorola in NYC
    • Air bags were first used the Oldsmobile Tornado
    • MRI technology was developed to surpass traditional Xrays for diagnosing medical issues
    • Michaels first opened their doors to the delight of crafters everywhere
    • Federal Express began operations in Memphis, Tennessee, on their first night 14 planes delivered 186 packages to 25 U.S. cities


    And the #1 baby's name was... Jennifer!

    No surprise there, it was the most popular girl's name for 15 years running.  Seriously.

    I'll be processing this new decade over my next few posts, so come along for the ride.  I'd love the company! But let's take it slow, nobody's got time to break a hip.

    12/15/2022

    It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

    So, I've become that girl who watches holiday movies on Hallmark starting in October.  They're cute and quaint and comfortably predictable, like putting on that cozy Christmas sweater and sipping on a hot cocoa with extra marshmallows.

    (I still do both those things, btw, even though I live in FL now and it's 70 degrees outside.)

    And while I do love these cookie-cutter festive films that run 24/7 on cable, no December is complete without the true classics.  

    I'm talking, of course, about my Top 12 Christmas Movies of All Time.

    It was tough to narrow it down, but I've made my list and checked it twice.  I promise these are full of sugar, spice and everything nice...

    Curl up on the couch and let the streaming begin!


    Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

    Why it sleighs: A lovely tale that puts Kris Kringle on trial to prove Santa is real, winning the hearts of the court, Macy's customers, and a very skeptical six year old. 


    The Bishop's Wife (1947)

    Why it sleighs: Cary Grant is a suave angel named Dudley, performing much-needed miracles for a bishop and his new church, but the biggest miracle of all has to be that his wife doesn't fall in love instantly and fly off with him.


    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)

    Why it sleighs: A feel-good stop-motion masterpiece featuring Hermie the Misfit Elf who longs to be a dentist and Rudolf who can't play in any reindeer games because of his big red honker. This sweet story is all about embracing what makes each of us special.


    How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)

    Why it sleighs: In the only acceptable version of this yuletide yarn, a small-hearted Christmas crank and his rein-dog Max learn the true meaning of the holiday from the Whos down in Whoville and Cindy Lou Who (who was no more than two).


    The Year Without Santa Claus (1974)

    Why it sleighs: Sure Santa's under the weather and may not make his annual toy trip around the globe, but the breakout stars of this Rankin-Bass classic are the Brothers Miser -- Heat and Snow -- with one of the greatest song and dance numbers of the season. 


    Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas (1977)

    Why it sleighs: The Riverbottom Nightmare Band rocks in this hidden gem from Jim Henson. And Emmet and Ma Otter will steal your heart quicker than they'll put a hole in your washtub.


    A Christmas Story (1983)

    Why it sleighs: All Ralphie wants for Christmas is a Red Ryder air rifle, and all he gets is agita. You'll shoot your eye out if you don't see it at least once this season.


    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

    Why it sleighs: Every attempt to have the perfect family Christmas is foiled as befuddled Clark Griswold is visited by his outlaw inlaws, he can't get his over-the-top decorations to light and he gets enrolled in the Jelly of the Month Club in lieu of a luxurious swimming pool. Most of this is as crass as Cousin Eddie but the warmth is pure John Hughes.


    The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

    Why it sleighs: A Muppetty twist on the Dickens holiday tale, every scene and song is a delight, and Michael Caine makes the best Scrooge ever (fight me if you disagree -- bah humbug!).


    Elf (2003)

    Why it sleighs: A narwal bids Buddy the Elf farewell as he walks from his home in The North Pole to New York City via the Lincoln Tunnel in search of his dad and the four food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.


    Love, Actually (2003)

    Why it sleighs: To me, you are perfect. Nine holiday stories intertwine with one thing in common: Love. 


    The Holiday (2006)

    Why it sleighs: Two words: Jude. Law. Mr. Napkinhead is pretty dreamy in this cross-continental house-swapping rom com. 


    Finally, Ho Ho Honorable mention goes to this newbie:

    Spirited (2022)

    Why it sleighs: Good afternoon! This modern musical spin on A Christmas Carol is jam-packed with jokes and campy, catchy songs. They just look like they had fun making it, which makes it just as fun to watch.


    Am I missing your faves? List them below.... unless it is It's a Wonderful Life.  That one stinks, stank, stunk!

    7/31/2022

    Happy Birthday, George Jetson

    The Internet was all abuzz that futuristic cartoon father, George Jetson, was born today. Here's how the math works:

        1962 (the year The Jetsons first aired)
        + 100 (the number of years in the future) 
        = 2062 (the year show was set) 

        - 40 (the age George is when the show starts)
        = 2022 (the year George was born)

    I'm not sure how the day came to be July 31st, but the Internet says it's true so it must be, right? 

    Of course, 90% of TikTok doesn't know who he is, but I loved this show as a kid. Meet George Jetson, his boy Elroy, daughter Judy and Jane his wife! All swirling in a shiny world full of talking robots and cars flying high above the clouds.  


    It was a trip, and I was along for the intergalactic ride.

    There were only 24 cosmic episodes in the original run, and it was ABC's first show in color.  But looking back, those crazy kids at Hanna-Barbera were really on to something with this fantasy. In fact, they predicted a whole bunch of genius things that we all use today -- and can't live without.

    The future is now, my friends!

    Check this out -- 13 times The Jetsons were right...


    House Cleaning Robots


    Flat Screen TVs


    Digital Newspapers


    Video Conferences


    Smart Watches


    Talking Alarm Clocks


    Electric Toothbrushes


    Telehealth Visits


    Drones


    Electric Scooters


    Self-Driving Cars


    Doggie Treadmills


    Space Tourism


    Now, if they would just invent the Food-a-Rac-a-Cycle that cooks all your meals to order. Or better yet, that button you press that folds up the dinner table -- food, dirty dishes and all -- so you don't have to clean up, I'd be in heaven!

    Hey, Elon Musk, once you're done with electric cars and space ships, please get on this...



    12/28/2018

    A Star Is Reborn

    Unlike 98% of Twitter and Instagram, I did not spend the holidays watching Bird Box.

    Ordinarily, my FOMO would be raging, if it didn't seem so dumb.

    (Naming your kids Boy and Girl?  I can't.)

    Instead, I watched a Star Is Born marathon with my mom and it was heavenly.

    There have been 4 versions of this story in total -- the first was in 1934.  But we're going to skip that one because it's in black & white and features a bunch of actors I've never heard of.



    The 3 we DID see have a few common elements:
    • He's a drunk and his best days are in the rear view. 
    • He helps create her rise to fame, then resents her for it.
    • He humiliates her at an award show, and she forgives him.
    • She hates her nose, but he thinks she's beautiful.
    • He says, "I just want to take another look at you." And we all melt.

    They also all end the same way -- different paths but the same result.

    If you know, you know.  No spoilers here...


    A Star Is Born (1954)
    Starring; Judy Garland as Esther Blodgett/Vicki Lester, a chorus girl, & James Mason as Earnest Gubbins/Norman Maine, a motion picture star

    Box Office: Cost $5M to make, earned $15M

    Best Song: Born in a Trunk, I guess, but it was long and trippy

    We watched this one on TCM.  While my mom loved it, it really wasn't my favorite. I think they ran out of money when making this movie because there were weird segments with photos and voiceovers to fill in the action.  And it had one of those olden timey intermissions because it is 3hrs loooooong.  I also didn't connect with the mains, she was too pretty (but kept saying she wasn't, which was annoying), and he wasn't pretty or charismatic enough. Glad this one was remade.

    Fun Fact: Shortly before the premiere, the film was cut because it was too long (duh).  It was restored in 1983, though most of the original footage was lost, which explains why there are production stills and voiceovers used to cover the action.


    A Star Is Born (1976)
    Starring: Barbra Streisand as Esther Hoffman, a lounge singer, & Kris Kristofferson as John Norman Howard, a rock star

    Box Office: Cost $6M to make, earned $89M

    Best Song: Most people prob think Evergreen, but I like Watch Closely Now

    I first remember this one when I was little and we lived in the Bronx.  My mom used to play the record when she cleaned our apartment.  I've seen this version a few times, over Christmas we watched it on Amazon Prime.  This one is WAY more my speed with its rock vibe, but it's SO old, Gary Busey actually plays the voice of reason.  Let that marinate for a sec...  Ok.  I love this one for her fast-talking New York ways, and its seventies spirit.  Definitely worth the watch.

    Fun Fact: The Speedway concert scenes were filmed at ASU.  Inbetween shooting, Babs, Peter Frampton & Santana performed.  And a ticket to the show cost $3.50.  Good deal.


    A Star Is Born (2018)
    Starring: Lady Gaga as Ally Campano, a cater waiter and cabaret singer, & Bradley Cooper as Jackson Maine, a country music star

    Box Office: Cost $36M, earned $200M (and counting)

    Best Song: Shallow, and you are dead inside if you don't love it too

    I've seen this one in the movies -- twice -- and it is hands-down my fave.  Lady Gaga's voice is unreal.  My mom didn't think she was a great actress, but my bar is lower, so I liked her and thought she had amazing chemistry with beautiful Bradley Cooper, who was also the director.  Plus, he sings!  And plays guitar!  And speaks fluent French! Seriously, what CAN'T this man do?  I also appreciated the appearance by Andrew Dice Clay.  I hope this movie wins every Golden Globe, Oscar and Grammy it can.  If you haven't seen it yet, what are you waiting for??

    Fun Fact: This is the only version of the movie where the male lead isn't named Norman, and the female lead isn't named Esther.  But there is a cute nod to Judy Garland (Esther #2), as Gaga sings a few lines from Somewhere Over the Rainbow in the intro.


    After watching 7.5 hours of this story, we decided there's a Star Is Born for every generation.

    Which one do YOU think hits all the right notes?

    12/10/2017

    The Essentials


    It's been awhile, huh?  I'm the WORST.  

    Not sure what I've been so busy doing? (Working, eating, breathing, decking the halls, and, of course, watching TV.)  

    I am kind of loving my new TV site.  I feel like a couch potato for Science. At least, that's what I tell myself mid-binge.

    Anyway, for the most part, actual actors haven't noticed anything I've posted about them -- except for the crazy talented stars of Crazy Ex Girlfriend

    They're crazy awesome.

    Reality stars have been delightful. I've hit the radars of people on Below Deck, Real Housewives of the OC, Big Brother, The Challenge and most recently, Floribama Shore (which you need to watch, like, now).

    I even got a like from Byrd the Bailiff on Judge Judy!  

    It was life-changing.

    Anyway, there's this new show on Bravo called Stripped -- is anyone watching this thing?  It's nuts. They take EVERYTHING from you -- even your clothes -- and every day for 3 weeks you can take a single item back (from a storage shed a mile away -- which you walk to naked or covered with leaves or pizza boxes from the neighbor's trash).

    Once you get past the floppy pixels, it's actually an interesting social experiment and it got me thinking: If I could only have 21 items -- one per day -- what would I take and in what order would I take it?

    Keep in mind, on the show, you do get your empty house as shelter, you have a sink/shower/toilet, packaged food, water, and toiler paper.

    They're not monsters!

    But you still have to go to work and see people.  Ok, maybe they ARE monsters.

    I'd never actually be on this show, but here's my list of items I can't live without. One for each day:
    1. Maxi dress -- The MVP. I just can't be naked. This will cover my whole body with a single item.
    2. Sleeper sofa -- A two-in-one for sleeping and sitting - genius!
    3. Toothpaste -- By day 3 my breath will peel the paint off walls. I will use my finger to brush.
    4. Cell phone + charger -- iPhone is life.
    5. Sneakers -- My feet will be disgusting and I've prob been using couch cushions as shoes.
    6. Antibacterial soap -- To scrub my filthy feet, pits & hands. I will use it as shampoo too.
    7. Blanket -- I can wear it while I air out my stinky dress AND it doubles as a towel. Comforting.
    8. License -- Because I get carded at bars. Kidding. Because I'm about to get my car back.
    9. Car + keys -- Will make it far easier to go back and forth to storage. And to get to work.
    10. Amex card -- There's honestly nothing an Amex can't do.
    11. Deodorant -- Before my coworkers are certain that garbage stench is me.
    12. Sweater -- I'm probably freezing in that dress. 
    13. Leggings -- Because the dress is unraveling and downright funky by now. I would burn it but... no matches.
    14. Lamp -- I'm afraid of the dark. I hope it comes with a lightbulb.
    15. Refrigerator -- It might be nice to have some fruit so I don't get scurvy.
    16. Microwave -- Now we're cooking.  Two words: Hot. Pockets.
    17. Laptop + power cord -- Mainly because I'm going cross-eyed watching Netflix on my phone.
    18. Lip gloss -- This seems dumb, I know, but I REALLY love lip gloss. Might be addicted.
    19. Comb -- With shiny lips, my hair will look worse.  Make it wide tooth -- knots will be v bad.
    20. Fork  -- Eating like a caveman for 3 weeks was getting old. 
    21. Pillow -- To silence the screams when I finally look in a mirror.
    So that's my list of essentials.  Know what I didn't pick?  

    No toothbrush, no razor, no socks, no undies, no bra (guard your eyes), and oddly, no TV!  (Technically.)

    So what are YOUR essentials? List them below... and watch Floribama Shore.  It will not disappoint.


    10/29/2017

    7 Lazy (Not Lame) Halloween Costumes

    I seriously can't remember the last time I dressed up for Halloween.  For sure, it was back when I was young and fun.

    I do remember being Raggedy Ann, Wonder Woman, a Rockette, a bunny, Madonna, a farmer (don't ask-- Guess overalls were all the rage), a flapper, an angel, a dude, and (inexplicably) a member of a lady gang.

    Not terribly creative.

    You know what else isn't creative?  Cats.

    No doubt you will see a minimum of 13 people dressed as cats on this and every Halloween.  Don't be that girl.

    Finding a great costume doesn't have to be hard!  Let's face it: Nobody's ever successfully recreated a Halloween makeup tutorial from YouTube anyway.  So being a SnapChat filter, or a sparkly unicorn, or Harley Quinn, or that Dragon Queen from Game of Thrones is off the table.

    Looking for costume inspiration?  Never fear!  Here are 7 EASY & FREE things I would be for Halloween, if I got dressed up for Halloween (which I don't).

    ALL these things are just laying around my house, and probably yours too...


    ROSÉ ALL DAY
    Why? To appear cooler than I am

    What you'll need:
    - A pink top & joggers
    - Metallic heels
    - Pink lip gloss & polish
    - Shades & other accessories
    - Wine bottle & a wine glass





    A STARBUCKS VAMPIRE FRAPPUCCINO
    Why? To be trendy & cuter than a zombie

    What you'll need:
    - Tight black pants & a black top
    - Leather jacket & boots
    - Red lips, red nails, and a clutch
    - A hair straightener
    - A Starbucks cup





    BETTY COOPER FROM RIVERDALE
    Why? To be a retro icon that isn't Wonder Woman

    What you'll need:
    - A sweaterset (bonus if it's pink) & white pants
    - A matching headband & ponytail
    - Ballerina flats
    - A hair curler
    - A black lacy bra (for Dark Betty)





    WOMAN LAUGHING WHILE EATING SALAD
    Why? To seem like an ironic hipster

    What you'll need:
    - A gray sweater & jeans
    - Cute flats
    - Nail polish (I like Bitter Bitch by Tom Ford)
    - A bowl & fork
    - A nice salad





    A FORMAL APOLOGY
    Why? Because I'm punny like that

    What you'll need:
    - A fancy top & skirt (or dress)
    - Black heels
    - False lashes
    - A sign that says "sorry"






    A SUPERFAN
    Why? Because I'm extremely lazy

    What you'll need:
    - A jersey & hat from your fave team
    - Leggings
    - Socks & sneakers
    - Nail polish in your team's color for spirit fingers
    - 2 pony tail holders for pigtails or braids





    PIZZA RAT
    Why? Because I can still use cat ears AND eat pizza

    What you'll need:
    - A gray sweater & black jeans
    - Black boots
    - Black lipstick & liner for eyes, whiskers & nose
    - Cat/Rat ears
    - Pizza (improvise if you don't have a slice)





    So there you have it.  7 looks you probably already have that won't make you look just like everyone else this Halloween. Or at least not like a cat.

    You're welcome.

    What are YOUR non-cat costume ideas?

    4/29/2017

    My Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

    My brother says I never blog about anything good.

    Right now, I'm watching the 2017 inductees into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.  Some of my best music memories involve my bro (like this pic from a Primus show at Roseland Ballroom in 2011).  So I'm feeling inspired to write a post.

    Bud, this one's for you!

    First, I've got to say, there's something super depressing about aging rockers.  I think it's because good music takes you back to a great memory.  And memories, by definition, take place when you were younger.

    So when you see that the guy singing your favorite song is now all gray and wrinkly and old, that means so are YOU.

    Aint nothing rock & roll about that.

    Anyway, here is my very own Hall of Fame -- 12 inductees in all -- and my memories to go with them:


    THE BEE GEES
    I Became a Fan in: 1977, I was 4

    Fave Memory: Growing up, there was this huge wooden cabinet that my parents had built to house a record player my dad brought back from Vietnam. The earliest music I remember came from those records -- in our 2 bedroom apartment in the Bronx.  My mom would turn on the music when she cleaned, and I clearly remember the Brothers Gibb.  They're still great!  CBS just did a disco-rific special on them, and I watched it twice  You are legit dead inside if their songs don't get you dancing.

    Fave Member: Barry Gibb
    Fave Album: Saturday Night Fever (1977)
    Fave Song: Tragedy


    RICK SPRINGFIELD
    I Became a Fan in: 1982, I was 9

    Fave Memory: Fun fact -- this was my very first concert!  Til Tuesday opened. Seeing Dr. Noah Drake for my 12th birthday with floor seats at Brendan Byrne Arena (now the Izod Center) was a dream come true.  I know he was singing just for me and my mom.  I'm pretty sure my poor brother (who was 7 at the time) had to wear earplugs.  This was HIS first concert too.  You're welcome.

    Fave Member: That's easy.
    Fave Album: Working Class Dog (1981)
    Fave Song: Jessie's Girl (did you honestly think it would be anything else?)



    DURAN DURAN
    I Became a Fan in: 1983, I was 10

    Fave Memory: This band reminds me of my childhood best friend and the co-ed birthday parties we would go to in the 5th and 6th grades.  It was usually in someone's basement, and Duran Duran music videos were on the TV. Looking back, I can't believe anyone's parents let us watch them.  They were scandalous!  But then again, so was Judy Blume.

    Fave Member: John Taylor
    Fave Album: Duran Duran (1981)
    Fave Song: Rio




    BON JOVI
    I Became a Fan in: 1986, I was 13

    Fave Memory: This was the first concert I was allowed to go to with just friends -- no parents.  Well, except for my friend's dad who was a NJ State Trooper and worked security at the arena. Anyway, I remember bleaching a pair of Guess jeans, ripping a few holes in them, teasing my hair way up to the sky and rocking out.  Skid Row opened.  Then they made an announcement that they were filming some of the crowd scenes for an upcoming video.  It was Livin' on a Prayer!

    Fave Member: C'mon, you know it's JBJ
    Fave Album: Slippery When Wet (1986)
    Fave Song: Tie -- Livin' on a Prayer & Runaway



    U2
    I Became a Fan in: 1987, I was 14

    Fave Memory: I really have 3 here, but I think I'll go with my 1st. Seeing Rattle & Hum in the movies.  It was Thanksgiving weekend and we went in a huge group to the Willowbrook Mall. I was a sophomore and I think my whole high school was at the theater.  It was part documentary, part concert, and part a chance to flirt with cute boys.  A fun night.

    Fave Member: Bono's cool as shit, but I do love The Edge
    Fave Album: Joshua Tree (1987)
    Fave Song: I CAN'T PICK. Where The Streets Have No Name. Electrical Storm. Vertigo.




    THE CURE
    I Became a Fan in: 1988, I was 15

    Fave Memory: While all my friends were sneaking out to go to the Limelight, I was home watching 120 Minutes on MTV and drawing in my sketchpad until the wee hours of the morning.  It's funny that I loved such moody, melancholy music when I looked like an extra from Valley Girl. But it really spoke to me.  I'm a riddle wrapped in an enigma.

    Fave Member: Robert Smith
    Fave Album: Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me (1987)
    Fave Song: Just Like Heaven




    DEPECHE MODE
    I Became a Fan in: 1988, still 15

    Fave Memory: There were a ton of concert movies being made around this time, and I remember when we got 101.  It was on 2 video tapes and I think we watched it 101 times, like a concert in the living room. The band filmed it on a tour that ended at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, all in black & white.  Those VCR tapes make me laugh too, because my brother and I invented an older brother named Jimmy so that we could get Columbia House/BMG to send us more CDs or movies for 1 penny.  Getting one over on the man.  Super rock & roll.

    Fave Member: Dave Gahan, the beauty (and shout out to Martin Gore, the brains)
    Fave Album: Violator (1990)
    Fave Song: Behind the Wheel


    NINE INCH NAILS
    I Became a Fan in: 1989, I was 16

    Fave Memory: This reminds me of when I first got my license.  I was 17 and got a white Jetta for my bday (lucky girl). There was always a mixtape playing. One of the first times I drove without my parents, I took my brother to 7-11 for Coke Slurpees. NIN was on the radio when we pulled into the garage, and I proceeded to scrape the whole left side of my car along the wall.  No bueno.  Luckily, my dad buffed the scratch out and it was good as new.

    Fave Member: Trent Reznor (honestly, I don't know the name of the other dude)
    Fave Album: Pretty Hate Machine (1989)
    Fave Song: Head Like a Hole (Sin is a v close 2nd)



    PEARL JAM
    I Became a Fan in: 1991, I was 18

    Fave Memory: I think these guys may have recorded the best debut album in the history of music. There's not a bad song on Ten (except maybe Oceans, that's a bit of a clunker). The best was seeing them at MSG with my bro -- maybe in 2003?  Not totally sure about the year, but what I do remember is that they put on 2 encores.  Eddie just decided he wanted to keep playing, and he said they were going to charge them a ton of money but he didn't care. It was epic.

    Fave Member: Eddie Vedder, but I like Stone Gossard too
    Fave Album: Ten (1991)
    Fave Song: THIS IS SO HARD. Can't pick one.  Alive.  Black.  Better Man.  Rearviewmirror. Porch. State of Love and Trust.


    DAVE MATTHEWS BAND
    I Became a Fan in: 1995, I was 21

    Fave Memory: This one is bittersweet, I'll be honest.  I had probably the best date of my life at a DMB concert at Jones Beach in 2009.  But that all went to shit.  So a close second is summers I spent in Newport, RI. For years after college, my friends, my brother and I would rent houses there.  Every weekend was filled with beach, beer, and this band. His early stuff reminds me of suntan lotion and day drinking. A carefree time.

    Fave Member: Dave's great and all, but I like Boyd Tinsley best
    Fave Album: Under the Table and Dreaming (1994)
    Fave Song: Dancing Nancies (next is Two Step)



    MAROON 5
    I Became a Fan in: 2002, I was 29

    Fave Memory: It was 2008 and I'd just back moved into the city after a couple of tough years.  I was still living with boxes, but one of my best friends came in to celebrate and we went out to eat, drink, and dance.  I remember Michael Phelps was raking in the gold medals at the Olympics in Beijing on TV and while the bar was cheering, we were dancing to Maroon 5 -- then the 80's tunes kicked in and we really got down.  We wound up with hoarse voices, sore feet, and a late night trip to a diner for grilled cheese.  But that wasn't the beer talking, I'm pretty sure it's the law.

    Fave Member: It's got to be Adam Levine, I'm a sucker for an arrogant jerk
    Fave Album: Songs About Jane (2002)
    Fave Song: Harder to Breathe


    FALL OUT BOY
    I Became a Fan in: 2005, I was 32

    Fave Memory:  These guys know how to crank out a catchy tune!  I remember Uma Thurman was the first song that came on when I drove my new car off the lot last summer -- and I turned it up loud.  It was torture not having wheels for 8 years when I lived in the city.  A car is freedom!  There's honestly nothing I like more than driving.  Fast.  To great music. Oh, hell yes.

    Fave Member: Patrick Stump
    Fave Album: From Under the Cork Tree
    Fave Song: Centuries & My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark




    So that's my list.  And don't think I haven't fallen in love with any new bands in the past decade.  I have!

    To name a few: Bruno Mars, Ed Sheeran, The Chainsmokers, Shawn Mendes (I freaking love this kid -- you need I Know What You Did Last Summer in your life).  They're all great future members of my Hall of Fame.

    Congrats to the REAL class of 2017: ELO, Joan Baez, Tupac Shakur, Yes, Journey, Nile Rogers & Pearl Jam.

    The show was great -- Lenny Kravitz's tribute to Prince was awesome.  Pearl Jam killed it, per usual.  But the big shock of the night was with Journey.  I had NO idea Steve Perry was mindblowingly replaced by a small, young Filipino guy in a pink suit.

    But man, can he sing!

    Like my bands?  Think they're lame?  Give YOUR faves a shout out below...


    tags: music, pop culture

    2/14/2017

    The (Not So) New Gilmore Girls Stunk and I Still Can't Get Over It

    I know Gilmore Girls: A Year In the Life aired over Thanksgiving and today is Valentine's Day.

    But I waited to post about it until now, in part because I didn't want to spoil it for anybody. And because I still can't believe they screwed it up so badly.

    Also because I am lazy.

    Man, I wanted to love it, but it broke my heart.

    In all this time, I've thought about WHY I hated it (and my mom hated it, and my friends at work hated it).  Mainly, I think it's because the plot, the people, and the dialogue were SO ridiculous and out of character from the SEVEN seasons we all watched and loved, I honestly don't know why they bothered to do it at all.

    You know the old saying, if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all?

    Not tonight.

    Given that this is such a mother-daughter show, and I watched this whole series several times with my own mom, we couldn't wait to binge our way through the seasons. But we knew we entered an alternate universe when Winter started without even one note from Carole King, and it was downhill from there.

    Here's why we want NO more Gilmore:


    LORELAI, The Cool Mom

    MOM: Lorelai was very dull. She wasn't chipper. She didn't have any spunk. Her dialogue wasn't cute or funny. She was dull dull dull.

    ME: She dressed like a grandma. She stopped talking fast. She was depressed. She's in therapy. With her MOM. She read a book instead of watching a movie. She went H-I-K-I-N-G. In nature! Who the eff is this woman?



    RORY, The Pride of Stars Hollow

    MOM: OMG Rory,  What a hopeful, beautiful, smart, young lady she was. She knew exactly what she wanted.  She had her eye on being a journalist.  What happened to that girl?  She was a loser!  She didn't have the joy.  She couldn't do anything right. Just blew my mind.

    ME: I get why she's trans-Atlantic friends with benefits with Logan. I might see how she went from following then president-elect Obama on the campaign trail to running the snoozy Stars Hollow Gazette. I can even live with the infamous "last four words" that brings the story full circle --  Logan is her Christopher. I'm NOT on board that a girl with so much potential is basically a failure. But what really I can't abide by is how Rory Gilmore had a one night stand (her first!) with a Wookie from ComiCon.  Unacceptable on a thousand levels.



    EMILY, The Stuffy Grandmother

    MOM: I like the mother. She was right getting mad at Lorelai. But it was like she had a lobotomy! The husband dies and she's like a nomad. Wearing rag tag jeans. She quits the DAR? Nobody checks on her -- nobody bothered?  It's like they didn't care about her any more since the father died.

    ME: The JEANS! Were Emily's tweed Chanel suits burned in a fire? When did she start sleeping until noon?  Why is she living in Martha's Vineyard with the creepy dude from Twin Peaks? She works at a WHALE museum? She works?!?! Did she hit her head? Was Richard holding her captive for 50 years, and now she's letting her freak flag fly?  I need answers.



    RICHARD, The Stuffy (and Dead) Grandfather

    MOM: They didn't give the father the respect he should have gotten.  Especially with Lorelai, not even able to think of one wonderful memory and just made a joke out of a serious matter.  Absolutely disgraceful.

    ME: Shameful! She couldn't tell a single nice story about her dad, who she actually had a good relationship with when he was living, and who made it possible for her daughter to go to private school and an ivy league college? The pretzel story was too little, too late. A shitty ending. Richard and his bowties deserved more.



    LUKE, The Safe Choice

    MOM: Luke's like a puppy dog.  He always there.  He's always loyal.  And he's always getting used. At least he had some spunk in the first series.  He stood up for himself as a man.  Now he just serves her.

    ME: He's always been a devoted doormat. He was even an afterthought in his own wedding scene! And they clearly ran out of budget on pricey cameos (I see you Peter Krause), so they had to pull Luke's wardrobe out of mothballs. I'll bet you a donut that hat never left his head because his hair most certainly did.



    LOGAN, The Rich Ex-Boyfriend Who Can't Grow Up

    MOM: I thought that was ridiculous with Logan.  He asks her to marry him and she says no, that's not her focus.  Then you find out they're together on the sly while he's engaged to someone else?  Trashy. That's not Rory.

    ME: Oh, Logan. He is trouble! I have to say, though, I def see the appeal there. But he's got to ditch the Peter Pan clan and rich kid antics with the Life & Death Brigade. It's called growth, people! And did we all forget that he already proposed to Rory, or did we wipe that memory clean because Amy Sherman Palladino didn't write it?



    JESS, The Moody Ex-Boyfriend Who Can't Settle Down

    MOM: I love the men in Rory's life but they were only there for a second -- especially Jess.  I couldn't understand why they didn't spend more time.  What was he doing with his life?  What happened to him?  I loved that character and he was there for 5 seconds.

    ME: She hasn't seen him in years! Why is she so unfazed? Maybe she's been cyberstalking him and is trying to play it cool. Or maybe it's because they dated in real life and it didn't end so great. I'm going with the latter.



    DEAN, The Dopey First Love

    MOM: The other guy! Did he go to college?  Did he get married again?  He saw Rory for 2 minutes in a grocery store.  What a disaster!  Who wrote this? I loved this show!  You had such a good feeling.  It made you laugh. And cry. Some belly laughs even.  It was a such good story. I guess you can't improve perfection.

    ME: He bored me then and he bores me now. So nothing's changed here. Adios, macaroni hair!



    PARIS, The Frenemy Turned Fertility Doctor

    MOM: Yes, that one makes sense. I like her now on How to Get Away with Murder.

    ME: Yeah, she's intense. But how is she still hung up on Chad Michael Murray?!  He didn't even show up. C'mon!




    LANE, The Sheltered Best Friend

    MOM: Lane had a dad?

    ME: Where the eff has Mr. Kim been all this time?  Never popped his head out of the antique shop.  Missed her wedding and her babies, and when she dyed her hair purple? And she's still in Hep Alien? No. Just no.




    CHRISTOPHER, The Irresponsible Dad

    MOM: The talk with her father went so fast.  He FINALLY got his act together and is no longer a failure.  It seemed like they haven't talked in a long time.  He didn't want to talk to her mother at all?  Who wrote this?  Seems like an alien wrote this!

    ME: This made me angry! Not a single scene with "Lor"? Oh, no you didn't. It's the final straw. I. Literally. Cannot.



    Now I'm all riled up again. Before we go, let's say something nice about the revival...

    MOM: I can't say anything good about it.  The anticipation of watching it was fun.  But it was a letdown. That's it. The town is great -- I love the town.  It was the hope.  The same quaintness and light.  But then it seemed like the people weren't the same.  They have to grow but they were totally different.

    ME: Samesies.


    So how do you rate it?

    MOM: I give it a C.  They made an effort.  I just didn't agree with it.

    ME: You're grading on a curve.  I give it a ZERO.  I want those 6 hours back!


    SO what do YOU think?  Do you agree?  Do you smell snow?  Write me a loveletter below...


    tags: entertainment, family, pop culture, rants