I was standing on line for a cronut.
Kidding. Nobody can get their mitts on one of those.
I've actually been distracted because I started an awesome new job! Wait... what's that you ask? Did I get myself a present to celebrate like I like to do?
Well, I might (and I will) and if (when) I do, it will definitely be something small (or big). I mean, who needs a boyfriend to buy you stuff (when a handbag named Louis follows you home)?
Now, if you're anything like me, you love summer because you can catch up on TV. Oh sure, there's sunshine, and s'mores, and fireflies. They're swell too.
But mostly, it's the TV. Also, the s'mores (and I wonder why I buy my own handbags).
Anyway, if you find yourself one day, with nothing but the telly and some time, crank up the AC and slather on a full season of these shows.
I promise, you won't get burned.
House of Cards
Netflix Original Series
The plot in 10 words or less: Some people will do anything to become President.
The star: Kevin Spacey as Majority Whip Francis Underwood
Why watch: Kevin Spacey talks to you. And he has no morals. At. All.
The plot in 10 words or less: Felicity is a Russian spy living in the 1980s.
The star: Matthew Rhys as Phillip Jennings
Why watch: It's fun to watch a show where the highest tech spy gadget is a wig and a moustache. Plus the Rubix Cube makes a guest appearance. Really, what's not to love?
The plot in 10 words or less: Modern-day prequel to Psycho, Norman still creepy, has iPhone.
The star: Vera Farmiga as Norma Bates
Why watch: It's oddly addictive. Can't imagine why the motel didn't work out.
Nashville (see, I told you)
The plot in 10 words or less: Fading star and teen sensation hate eachother and sing songs.
The star: Connie Britton as Rayna James
Why watch: 2 words... Deacon. Claybourne. Also download Wrong Song. SO catchy!
The plot in 10 words or less: Quirky girl lives with 3 guys, romantic tension ensues.
The star: Zooey Deschanel as Jess
Why watch: Season 2, episode 15, aka The Cooler. THATS how a kiss is done. Also Schmidt is hilarious.
Know of any shows that I should catch up on? List YOUR favorites below. Or, tell me what you love about summer if your TV is on vacation...