Black Thursday is almost upon us, and I -- being perpetually dateless on this fine holiday -- thought I'd turn to my old friend.
Cake is better than a date for several reasons...
First, you can box up your cake, stick it in the fridge and have it later -- folks frown on doing that to a date. Second, cake doesn't judge you if you decide to eat the whole damn thing in one sitting -- dates definitely do. Or so I hear. Third, it's thoughtful when something is written on the face of a cake -- if something's written on the face of your date, he is very likely a serial killer.
In honor of this
Eat your heart out:
|Hmmm. I guess "Enjoy Your Chlamydia!" isn't as classy.|
|Huge YOU? I'll be the judge of that.|
|But I don't want to be a mime! I'm far too chatty and white gloves creep me out.|
|Well that's just embarrassing. Somebody call Hallmark. They've been spelling it wrong all these years.|
|When I want something sweet and cuddly to show my love, the first thing I think of is a smiley booger too.|
|Is it a Sumo wrestler? An angry baby? Danny DeVito? Who can tell. And for $5.00, who cares?|
|Any way you slice it, that's a very tiny amount of love. Hardly worth writing on a cookie cake, if you ask me.|
|Reminds me of a note a boy left on my desk in the 4th grade. I checked "no" too.|
|That's ok because I'm in love with Yellow Cake.|
|Oh yes, it's definitely YOU.|
|By "people" do you by any chance mean "pies"? Because I'd be ok with that too.|
|Think they deliver?|
|And your money says, "Bye."|
|This may be the most disturbing thing ever written in icing.|
If you like funny cakes as much as I do, visit Cake Wrecks and pray no one ever gives you one of these.
So, what would YOU prefer on V-day, a cake or a date? Dish it up below...
tags: dating, food, holidays