There are a few schools of thought when it comes to downloading music.Some, like my brother, download entire CDs so they can listen to every song by a band they like. Doesn’t matter if the song was popular, or if you can sing along. Yeah, I guess there’s something nice about having the full catalogue at your fingertips.
But me?
I prefer a more edited-down list. Hand-selected favorites. So even though my iPod has 1,905 songs on it, they are all there for a reason. Because I like ‘em. From metal to Motown, classical to country, and reggae to rock, you could say it’s an eclectic mix. A musical smorgasbord.
You never know what will pop up next.
It’s a fun game of roulette. Until I’m in a quiet, crowded place -- like, say, an elevator -- where other people can hear the songs I’m listening to. These are the moments that I pray I’m not standing next to a cute boy in a suit, while I’m holding a grocery bag full of tampons and toilet paper.
So, I ask you, what’s more embarrassing? Getting caught holding The Bag, or rocking out to these 10 beauties:
Careless Whisper by George Michael
(Play Count: 6)
I used to think he liked girls. Sometimes, I like to pretend he still does. Don’t judge.
Daydream Believer by The Monkees
(Play Count: 8)
I had a crush on Davy Jones when I was about 4. Then, I realized he was short and I was all about Big Bird.
Don’t Cha by The Pussycat Dolls
(Play Count: 9)
This one will come in real handy when I finally install that stripper pole.
The Final Countdown by Europe
(Play Count: 13)
Reminds me of the days when I had a poodle perm, just like the lead singer.
Laid by James
(Play Count: 15)
It's probably best not to let this one accidentally slip into the playlist at a family bbq like I once did. You know the lyric -- yeah THAT one. Comfy.
La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin
(Play Count: 6)
I dare you to sit still during this one. You can’t do it! It can’t be done.
Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) by Big & Rich
(Play Count: 17)
I’m not sure what’s worse, how much I love this song, or that I downloaded it because of a particularly amazing Dancing with the Stars performance involving Drew Lachey.
S.O.S. by Jonas Brothers
(Play Count: 3)
I swear I don’t think Joe Jonas is adorable (yes I do). This one is really just a cry for help. Even my iPod’s upset about it.
Where Have All The Cowboys Gone? by Paula Cole
(Play Count: 6)
Yes, I went through a Lillith phase (musically, that is, I still shaved my armpits). You should see the other man-hating melodies I have from this era.
Xanadu by Olivia Newton-John
(Play Count: 27 – I know, I couldn’t believe it either)
Does it get any better than ONJ + disco + roller skates? I think not.
Looking at this list, you’d think my musical tastes are total crap. They’re not, I swear. At least… I think they’re not…
What embarassing songs would I find on YOUR iPod?
7 comments:
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Starship, We Built this city on Rock and Roll.
Aqua, Barbie Girl
:(
Genie in a Bottle by Cristina Aguilieria!!!
How about the ENTIRE Yo Gabba-Gabba CD?
There's a party in my tummy, so yummy!
I think I have more kid music now than mommy music. Now that's embarrassing!
These are great! Glad I'm not the only one polluting my iPod 99 cents at a time...
PS: I have most of these songs too. Not Yo Gabba, tho. That would just be weird.
Regis has a few:
In a Big Country by Big Country
Love and Affection by Nelson
Reege! Who knew you were a secret country boy? I would think these days, your iPod is full of lullabies!
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