"why r these all dudes"
Why, indeed, Anonymous. Why, indeed.
I think it's because I had (or have) a crush on one or more members of these bands. And I like dudes.
But your excellent point is well taken. There are lots of amazing female singers out there!
I don't happen to be one of them, of course.
I might be tone deaf, I have shitty range, and I've got more of a low man singing voice than a high lady voice. In fact, our chorus teacher in 7th grade told me I should find a different hobby. Like art.
So I did.
Now I just sing in cars and when I'm cleaning the shower.
Here are 8 ladies I wish I sounded like:
I Became a Fan in: 1988, I was 15
Natalie, in a Word: Muse
If I Sang Karaoke, I'd Sing: Because the Night
Best Line: Love is a banquet on which we feed.
I Became a Fan in: 1995, I was 22
Gwen, in a Word: Strong
If I Sang Karaoke, I'd Sing: Don't Speak
Best Line: It looks as though you're letting go. And if it's real, well I don't want to know.
I Became a Fan in: 1996, I was 23
Fiona, in a Word: Mercurial
If I Sang Karaoke, I'd Sing: Criminal
Best Line: But I keep living this day like the next will never come.
I Became a Fan in: 2001, I was 28
P!nk, in a Word: In Your Face (that's 3, I know)
If I Sang Karaoke, I'd Sing: Who Knew
Best Line: That last kiss, I'll cherish until we meet again.
I Became a Fan in: 2002, I was 29
Shakira, in a Word: Spicy
If I Sang Karaoke, I'd Sing: Empire
Best Line: Shake off all of your sins and give them to me.
I Became a Fan in: 2008, I was 35
Gaga, in a Word: Iconic
If I Sang Karaoke, I'd Sing: Applause
Best Line: Live for the way that you cheer and scream for me.
I Became a Fan in: 2011, I was 38
Sia, in a Word: Artistic
If I Sang Karaoke, I'd Sing: Unstoppable
Best Line: I'm a Porsche with no brakes.
I Became a Fan in: 2013, I was 40
Lorde, in a Word: Prodigy
If I Sang Karaoke, I'd Sing: Royals
Best Line: We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams.
So, that's my list. Show YOUR love for the ladies below...
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