eHarmony gave to me:
A Hockey Fan from New Jersey.
On the second bad date of Christmas,
eHarmony gave to me:
Two Tiny Men
and a Hockey Fan from New Jersey.
On the third bad date of Christmas,
eHarmony gave to me:
Three Gym Rats
Two Tiny Men
and a Hockey Fan from New Jersey.
On the fourth bad date of Christmas,
eHarmony gave to me:
Four Wrinkled Suits
Three Gym Rats
Two Tiny Men
and a Hockey Fan from New Jersey.
On the fifth bad date of Christmas,
eHarmony gave to me:
Five Greasy Riiibs
Four Wrinkled Suits
Three Gym Rats
Two Tiny Men
and a Hockey Fan from New Jersey.
On the sixth bad date of Christmas,
eHarmony gave to me:
Six Creepy Perverts
Five Greasy Riiibs
Four Wrinkled Suits
Three Gym Rats
Two Tiny Men
and a Hockey Fan from New Jersey.
On the seventh bad date of Christmas,
eHarmony gave to me:
Seven Ramen Noodles
Six Creepy Perverts
Five Greasy Riiibs
Four Wrinkled Suits
Three Gym Rats
Two Tiny Men
and a Hockey Fan from New Jersey.
On the eighth bad date of Christmas,
eHarmony gave to me:
Eight Guys a-Flossing
Seven Ramen Noodles
Six Creepy Perverts
Five Greasy Riiibs
Four Wrinkled Suits
Three Gym Rats
Two Tiny Men
and a Hockey Fan from New Jersey.
On the ninth bad date of Christmas,
eHarmony gave to me:
Nine Compost Buckets
Eight Guys a-Flossing
Seven Ramen Noodles
Six Creepy Perverts
Five Greasy Riiibs
Four Wrinkled Suits
Three Gym Rats
Two Tiny Men
and a Hockey Fan from New Jersey.
On the tenth bad date of Christmas,
eHarmony gave to me:
Ten Drunken Lawyers
Nine Compost Buckets
Eight Guys a-Flossing
Seven Ramen Noodles
Six Creepy Perverts
Five Greasy Riiibs
Four Wrinkled Suits
Three Gym Rats
Two Tiny Men
and a Hockey Fan from New Jersey.
On the eleventh bad date of Christmas,
eHarmony gave to me:
Eleven Backwashed Olives
Ten Drunken Lawyers
Nine Compost Buckets
Eight Guys a-Flossing
Seven Ramen Noodles
Six Creepy Perverts
Five Greasy Riiibs
Four Wrinkled Suits
Three Gym Rats
Two Tiny Men
and a Hockey Fan from New Jersey.
On the twelfth bad date of Christmas,
eHarmony gave to me:
Twelve Stamp Collectors
Eleven Backwashed Olives
Ten Drunken Lawyers
Nine Compost Buckets
Eight Guys a-Flossing
Seven Ramen Noodles
Six Creepy Perverts
Five Greasy Riiibs
Four Wrinkled Suits
Three Gym Rats
Two Tiny Men
and a Hockey Fan from New Jersey.
Merry Christmas!!
tags: dating, holidays, music
5 comments:
Happy xmas kiddo :)
Happy xmas kiddo :)
Happy xmas kiddo :)
Hope you are having a great time in Fla and as much as I love hearing about the bad dates hope you get a few good ones in there too in '13.
Did you fall off the fiscal cliff???? Blog Woman!
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