Sure, I thought about it. But that doesn't count.
I didn't make the time to mark the occasion because work's been super hectic, and I've been traveling a ton, and the dog ate my homework, and blah, blah, blah.
Since I was in LA for my birthday, I discovered that Snapchat filters can make anyone look cuter and younger than they actually are (see: Bambi). I went viral on Twitter. I also went to FL (twice), plus Chicago, and Austin for the first time, which was pretty cool. I'd been to Dallas and Houston and San Antonio before but never Austin.
It's like the Brooklyn of Texas.
I could almost see myself living there. I mean, I enjoy their BBQ brisket, and their state pride, and their tall, handsome men who still hold doors and say "bless you" when you sneeze. I can even handle the accent (sort of). But they can keep their goofy hats.
Anyway, I'm not sure why, but I've been feeling pretty introspective lately. Taking stock of where I'm at and what I'm missing. So before I take a look back at the past year, I'm going to make a commitment -- in public -- so I can't take it back.
From now on, first and foremost, I'm going to be #TeamJen.
For most of my life, I've put off things I wanted to do for myself. Okaaaay, I can already hear you laughing.
I'm the world's most comfortable martyr.
Yes. I treat myself all the time. And have a $1,000 handbag, an apt overlooking the NYC skyline, and a shiny black BMW to prove it. #SorryNotSorry. I work HARD for the money!
But there's a difference between being comfortable and being content. I always let life and work get in the way of things that might actually make me happy. And hellooooo, what the heck am I waiting for? Till I feel like my old self? Truth is, I may never be that girl again.
And I'm 43 for eff's sake -- ticktock, ticktock!
So, over the next few months, I'm going to try and work a little less and live a little more. We'll see where that leads... but I hope you'll come along for the ride.
Now, as I've done in 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, and 2015, let's take a look back at the last year...
Total Posts I've Written (including this one):
Average Number of Posts I Write Per Month:
0.9 (down from 1.2 last year -- UGH... I suck)
Average Number of Unique Visitors Per Month:
402 (up from 355 last year)
Average Pageviews Per Month:
2,705 (up from 2,213 last year)
Most Traffic Comes From:
Tie between Google Search and Pinterest
Most-Read Blog Posts Ever (in order of popularity):
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Pinterest (December 2012)
20 Apps I Adore (January 2012)
Pepe Le Pew (June 2011)
Comfort Food in a Storm (October 2012)
Miss Jennifer Goes to Washington (August 2012)
Let Them Eat Jelly Beans (February 2011)
How the Hell is John Stamos 50? (August 2013)
Facelift (July 2010)
The Great Pop Tart Pop Off (October 2010)
Leftovers (November 2012)
Most-Read Blog Posts This Year:
The Loveseat Potato Fries Up Fall TV, 2015 Style
Tales From Uber
Posts Nobody Gave a Crap About:
Dear Stores That Close on Thanksgiving
Put Me In, Coach
Which Christmas Cookie Are You?
Most Popular Poll:
Grease Is the Word (this year)
Please Fix Voting (It Is Broken) (all-time)
Most Frequently-Used Tag for the Posts I Write:
Most Popular Search by Visitors:
Next on deck will be the Loveseat Potato's annual review of Fall TV shows (maybe this year she'll actually choose some winners!), and a post on my all-time favorite bands.
In the meantime, snack on this -- it's my favorite commercial right now.
Thanks (as always) for reading!
tags: commercials, holidays, travel, writing