But, here YOU are. Even if you stumbled here by accident, thanks for stopping by!
The summer was a blur, work was crazy busy, I got a $500 Keratin treatment and HATED it, this here blog officially turned 10 years old (!!!).
And somewhere in there, I turned 45.
Forty effing five. Wtaf.
I just might be having a midlife crisis. So I'm thisclose to buying a sportscar and dating a 26 year old. I've even started working out. Kind of.
Who am I?
Anyhoo... I'm still not sure where my life is going, but my work is going pretty well. We had a big event back in August for female social media influencers, so let's both pretend that I posted this back then...
|In my whole career, I've only worked on my bday 3 times.|
I had no choice this year because our big event was just days away,
but these lovely ladies made it much better.
|And tastier! My friends got me a special delivery from my fave Otto,|
and cupcakes from Buttercup Bake Shop, near my old NYC apt.
|In another room, our magical interns stuffed 2,000 tote bags.|
|Our event was at the beautiful and brand-new Pier 17,|
in the Seaport District, which was right on the East River.
|Inside was a different story... so I needed to find tons of vendors to help me |
transform this raw space. It didn't even have light or electrical outlets.
It did have AC, luckily. After all, it was August -- they aren't monsters!
|This was the day I learned about construction,|
as we widened the entryway for our thousands of attendees.
|We had a crew of about 100 guys for move in,|
and they transformed the whole floor for us, all 40,000 sqft of it.
It took us about 25 hours to move in, and about 12 hours to move out.
|Day one, and our view of the Brooklyn Bridge couldn't be prettier.|
|Follow the pink and purple balloons...|
|Our florist used over 2500 real roses and carnations on this photo wall.|
|This is my friend, Justine, making Kelly Kapowski|
(aka Valerie Malone, aka Tiffani Thiessen) laugh.
I wonder if she knows that when Lifetime makes the story of my life,
she will be playing me?
|Gabrielle Union! As beautiful in person as you imagine she would be.|
|That little green lady on stage is Amy Schumer.|
She wasn't going to come. Then she was. Then she wasn't.
Then she did. As you can see, nobody noticed...
|These are the amazing designers on my team. They are v creative.|
|This is the view from the ladies' room. Now, they're just showing off!|
|Fast forward to day two, the gracious and stunning Christy Turlington Burns |
interviewed Senator Kirsten Gillibrand on women's health.
Before she came in, I met with her Secret Service guy,
former NYPD, who was massive and extremely polite.
|I've known these girls since they were 8, as part of a program we run for Gen Z.|
They're now 13 and interviewing Angie Thomas, author of The Hate You Give.
So so proud of the women they are becoming!
|Best Buy was a sponsor and brought a cool sequin wall that you could write on,|
a box that dry cleans your clothes, and a fridge you can see inside without opening the door.
The future is now, my friends.
|Honest Beauty brought their new makeup line,|
and there was a line wrapped around the place with women wanting to try it.
|Baked by Melissa wrote our name in yummy mini cupcakes.|
I may or may not have eaten the whole G.
|Ever wonder what 1500 Barbies look like?|
It's nothing compared to the stampede of grown women wanting to get one!
|Who is that girl in the middle taking a picture with me and my friends?|
Oh hi, Jessica Alba!
|And just like that, it was over. Bye bye, Brooklyn Bridge.|
|Say cheese if you are exhausted!|
So, that's that. I wish you could have been there!
I'll find the time to post again soon, I promise. I need to pretend it's still September, so I can write about my 10 year Blogiversary, and I hope it is still October when I post about all the new fall TV shows I like.